Olivia was pretending to be a doctor today and was taking care of her big elephant, Ellie. She took her temperature, gave her a shot, and checked her reflexes. Her diagnosis?
Olivia: Daddy, her back hurts.
Me: Do you think she needs an aspirin?
Olivia: (starts laughing) Ass print?
Olivia is the smartest, most beautiful little girl you've ever seen. She's only 3 and talks like she's 5; that doesn't mean that there are not some moments along the way that make me scratch my head and wonder what's going on...
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