Who needs a lifeguard?

Leah and Olivia went for a walk the other day while I was at work, and happened to walk past the pool at our condo complex. Leah pointed out to Olivia that the pool was closed for the year. Olivia got a very serious look on her face and said : 'But Mama, where are all the life... the life coaches?'

Sense of direction

I picked Olivia up from daycare, and when we got home I had my hands full with my computer bag, lunchbox, her lunchbox, school work, etc. I asked Olivia to grab her key and unlock the door to house since I didn't want to put everything down. She grabbed her key out of her bag, and proceeded to walk down the sidewalk past our house towards the neighbors. I asked her 'where are you going, silly?' She said 'I'm going to Jon and Cindy's house. That's not right!!'