Olivia's Christmas Songs:
'Frosty the Snowman'
Frosty the Snowman
Was a chubby happy soul
With a Koonka pipe
'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'
Then one froggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Olivia is the smartest, most beautiful little girl you've ever seen. She's only 3 and talks like she's 5; that doesn't mean that there are not some moments along the way that make me scratch my head and wonder what's going on...
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Stinky
Olivia and Leah were sitting on the couch, and Olivia passed some silent but deadly gas. Leah looked at Olivia and said:
Leah: Olivia, did you toot? Did you poop?
Olivia: What? Um, I don't know what happened. Maybe it was a skunk. They make stinky stinks, right?
Leah: Olivia, did you toot? Did you poop?
Olivia: What? Um, I don't know what happened. Maybe it was a skunk. They make stinky stinks, right?
Painkillers
Olivia was pretending to be a doctor today and was taking care of her big elephant, Ellie. She took her temperature, gave her a shot, and checked her reflexes. Her diagnosis?
Olivia: Daddy, her back hurts.
Me: Do you think she needs an aspirin?
Olivia: (starts laughing) Ass print?
Olivia: Daddy, her back hurts.
Me: Do you think she needs an aspirin?
Olivia: (starts laughing) Ass print?
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